The Stars hit Miami

My friend was in Miami over New Year's and saw just about all of young, hot Hollywood at his fabulous, trendy hotel the Setai. Actually, his cousin bought a condo there and he is just lucky to be close with his rich-ass cousin. Why can't we all have one of those?

Anyhow, in the wee hours of the morning, he ran into Leonardo DiCaprio in the elevator and that he said was majorly fucked up. Leo then proceeded to invite my friend to come back to his room to party, but then couldn't even find and/or remember where his room was because he was so wasted. Maybe he is wallowing in sadness after losing Giselle to surfer boy, Kelly Slater?

Then my friend saw Lindsay Lohan at the pool. He said she had 2 huge security guards with her at all times, and that there was mass chaos swarming around her. Apparently the girl has constant fans and paparazzi around her that it resembles a small circus. I almost -- almost -- feel bad for her, but not really. Well, after La Lohan's crazy Miami weekend, she was reportedly taken to a Miami hospital yesterday for an asthma attack. Yea, whatever, she probably had to get her stomach pumped after 4 nights in Miami.