How ya like them Apples?

As of today, I hate Apple. The Apple Store, that is. My mini ipod is busted, the battery is completely shot, so I went to the Apple Store on Lincoln Road today to try and get it fixed. Do you know what they told me?? They told me I have 2 options:

1. Buy a new battery for $75

or

2. Turn in my mini for 10% off the new remastered nano

Are they serious!?! They call that options? I call that getting fucked in the ass. So clearly, I walked out and didn't take either of my "options"....