Hiding from Diddy

Puffy...errr....P. Diddy.....errrrr........Puff Daddy.....uhhh....no CLUE what his current stage name is. Anyhow, he is hosting a FUCKING FREE concert, for the NFL Kickoff, on 8th and Ocean right now, so I am literally HIDING in my apartment (which is on Ocean between 3rd and 4th). I would not walk out of this place, or over there, if someone paid me! I cannot even begin to imagine the chaos that is taking place 4 blocks from my apartment right now.

Wait, according to this ad, it's just "Diddy" now.....wow, I am out of the loop.