Feelin' Hot Hot Hot!

According to my friend Taina, it is "Africa Hot" in NYC.

According to my old boss Brian, it is "Hot as Hades" in the Midwest.

And according to my sister Brandi, who is in D.C., she was sweating like a pig after only walking a few short blocks.

Well, considering it is officially "summer" everywhere now, it is just fucking HOT all over the United States. And even with the tradewinds here in Hawaii, I am immediately sweating the very instant I get in my Jeep.

So, with all this hot-ass weather in the air, can someone PLEASE tell me why I saw some guy walking down the street today wearing a wool hat and a wool scarf?! Jackass!