How Low is Too Low?

I am a big fan of low-rise jeans. They are just SO super sexy -- they show off your pelvic bone nicely, and they hug your ass just right. I even cut the top of a $130 pair of Seven's so that they would be even lower than they were orignially made.

But the one golden rule that ALL women MUST abide by when wearing low-rise jeans: Make sure you shave or get a bikini wax before wearing your lowest-of-the-low-rise jeans. If you don't, this is what you will look like: