MINI!!!

I am just OBSESSED with my new car, so for those of you that know me but don't live near me to see it in person, here is my new car!!!

Unified

OK, this is SO MEAN and I am going straight to hell but whatever. Madonna really needs to take her daughter in for some waxing treatments.....

Someone should tell her. You think she reads my blog?

MisMatch

Why do people think that mismatched bikinis look good? They DON'T MATCH -- it's not cool!

Facebook Virgin

I was on the phone with Ryan the other day and I said, "Hey babe, what you doing?"

He replies, "Updating my Facebook profile." I almost fell off my chair.

Just like that, he stated it just as simply as that. Like he could have said, "eating a burger" -- now THAT would have been believeable. But Facebook?! What the hell is Facebook?! What the hell is this Facebook thing?!

Now let's be honest I am a virgin of very few things and Facebook is one of them. So, the very next day, I went and popped my own Facebook cherry.

I gotta say, as a Myspace devotee, I am a little skeptical. A LOT skeptical. But nonetheless, I have created my profile and I am going to give it a chance......

Bored in Maui

I know I haven't posted in a REALY long time...in fact, everyone has probably stopped coming to this site, so I am not sure who is going to read this? But now, for the first time all year, I have A LOT of time on my hands! And guess what? I hate it and and I am BORED AS ALL HELL!!

I am house-sitting in Maui for the owner in my company. I know, rough right? But the truth is, is that I am all alone, Ryan doesn't get here until Wednesday and I am just really fucking bored!

I know, you don't feel bad for me....